3 Days to go to the Memorial Day Weekend and Comrade Bill de Blasio the Part-time Mayor the Dope from Park Slope refuses to open up the NYC Beaches. Because of this Nassau & Suffolk County in Long Island have issued executive orders to ban NYC residents from coming to their beaches this weekend. There is absolutely NO REASON to keep the NYC beaches closed. With 72 hours to go the Mayor is digging in. Maybe we should dig a hole in the sand in Coney Island and bury him up to his neck so that he can’t ruin the Memorial Day Weekend for Beachgoers in NYC.