4 Days Til Memorial Day Weekend – How You Gonna Keep the People off Orchard Beach in the Bronx?

From Coney Island to Orchard Beach in the Bronx the people are already on the beach.  Comrade Bill de Blasio, the part-time Mayor the Dope from Park Slope, insists he will put up fences and keep the people off the beaches this Memorial Day weekend.  With the weather this weekend expected to be in the 70’s how will he possibly accomplish this?