At The Cemetery
When the South Bronx cemetery advertised its grand opening, Peter investigated their ‘try it before you buy it’ plan.
The cemetery was in a lovely park distinguished by unoccupied holes in the ground. Peter tried one. It was a good fit. His friends agreed it was pleasant surroundings, but not for them, the living.
Peter solved their problem.
Impressed, cemetery owners hired Peter to secure new business.
He used social media to spread the word he paid big bucks for bodies in burial condition.
Now, that South Bronx cemetery is all filled up.
Locals call it the “Next Of Kin.”
